Going Green

Tuesday 3rd November   7.30pm




From the creator of YouTube sensation ‘Doreen’s Story’ comes the latest hilarious comedy by David Tristram, 

Amidst the parliamentary goings-on of expenses scandals and cash for questions a new force of good was needed. Step into the scene John Brown, leader of the Green Party, future PM possibly?

A man with vision. 

A man with charisma. 

But – a man with a problem!

John stands before the multitude of supporters.

The TV cameras roll, and John Brown delivers his final, stark message to the waiting world.

Go green, or die!

Little could he know how profound those words would be!



Tickets:        £10.00

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Jim Davidson

Friday 20th November  7.30pm



 Charlton Nil Autumn Tour


Jim Davidson plus support.

The people’s favourite and one of Britain’s greatest ever comedians, Jim Davidson OBE takes to the road with his brand new show Charlton Nil.

Son of a Glaswegian father, born and breed in Charlton. From drummer to window cleaner via shelf stacker, to a theatre near you. Guaranteed to be an irreverent, outrageous and truthful night.

For one night only!

Adults only

‘Boy does Jim know how to deliver his gospel…..

‘The audience could have stayed all night………. he speaks with a rare honesty’

5 stars – Express


Tickets  £22.50


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Chubby Brown

Friday 12th February  7.30pm



Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown is a comic genius and one of the funniest comedians in the world.

His outrageous performances are considered unsuitable for mainstream television but his video’s and DVD’s sell in their millions.

His live concerts are legendary and every theatre and concert hall in the UK has put up the ‘Sold-out’ signs when he has appeared.

He has also taken his brand of humour around the world with huge success in Australia, the USA, the Middle East and Hong Kong.

When Chubby comes to town make sure you don’t miss out, but be warned, if you are easily offended please stay at home.



Tickets  only  £20.00



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Saturday 13th February  7.30pm


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30th Anniversary Special!


Prepare for a nostalgia party extravaganza as the legendary That’ll Be The Day returns with another opportunity to see its 30th Anniversary Special!

The nations favourite rock ‘n’ roll variety spectacular features a fantastic line up of knock-out hits from the 50s, 60s & 70s, plus more side-splitting comedy!

Early booking is advised as this ever-popular show attracts a big audience of music lovers ready to party!

‘This show just gets better and better’ – The Telegraph



Tickets:        £24.50

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Chris Ramsey

Sunday 3rd April   7.30pm

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Critically acclaimed stand-up comedian, Celebrity Juice regular and the man who once got pizza delivered to a moving train embarks on his biggest stand-up tour yet! Following sell-out runs of his last three UK tours, Chris is back with a brand new show for 2016. Join him as he explores getting older, taking responsibility, realising you are no longer a child and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood.



Tickets:        £17.00 



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Puppetry of the Penis

Friday 8th April   8.00pm




Puppetry Of The Penis has now played to most of the Western World, having been hosted in over 35 countries and performed in 6 languages. 2 near naked men (they wear shoes) manipulate their nether regions using the Ancient Art of Genital Origami, providing the audience with a hilarious array of shapes and impersonations which will be projected onto a huge video screen.


This latest incarnation comes fresh from sin city itself, Las Vegas, where the show has been thrilling audiences. This show will feature all of your favourites, including the Eiffel Tower, the Lochness Monster, the Pelican and of course, the iconic Hamburger, but will also include a host of new installations that promise to rock you into hilarious fits of laughter.


Puppetry Of The Penis is the perfect show for all occasions. Break the ice on that all important first date, thrill your friends with a birthday to remember, celebrate your divorce with a bang, and of course, this is the perfect Hen party show!


We offer advanced booking discounts, party bookings, and of course, senior citizens come in at half price. That’s right, all Nanna’s at 1/2 price!


This is a non-sexual show and does contain full frontal male nudity.


WARNING: This show contains traces of nut.


Tickets:       £20.00 ~ Concession  £10.00 ~ Group of 10 or more £15.00



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Grumpy Old Women

Saturday 4th June   7.30pm


dReturn of The Grumpy Old Women- Fifty Shades Of Beige

Returning after a critically acclaimed, total sell-out sell-out spring 2015 tour the Grumpies are back to knock some sense into the nation. Perrier Award-winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women Jenny Eclair will be joined by fellow recruits Susie Blake (Mrs Brown’s Boys BBC One, Coronation Street, ITV1) and actress and singer Kate Robbins (Where The Heart Is ITV1, Casualty BBC One). 

This jam-packed show includes… learning the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you? Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more! 

Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.

“Expect a party” **** The Times


“jaw-dropping one-liners” The Stage



Tickets:        £25.00



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